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when the act of giving a person a gift gets replaced by an act of goofery. If honestly accidental, it is considered to be a minor goft, but if intentional is deemed to be fully goft
I never got Suzy a gift for her birthday, so I fully goft her! I turned my phone off and took her best friendemy out for dinner just to avoid her.
by speedchef December 02, 2014
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A Christmas gift given from Iceland to Norge.
Norge: I LIVES MY GOFT, ICELAND, I LIVES IT SO HARDD.<3
by THE...PERSON >> December 28, 2010
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