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Beautiful Godzillas

Refers to a certain type of female cyclist in New York City. Hallmarks are long flowing hair, no helmet, wearing stylish footwear, a dress, jewelry. Bicycles range from expensive designer "city bikes" to dutch city bikes to vintage American and English 3 speeds, most equipped with baskets or luggage racks.

Etymology comes from BikeSnobNYC, the Godzilla part is presumably due to the fact that these women are wrecking New York City.
I was riding on 8th Ave, but had to jump out of the bike lane when a herd of beautiful godzillas were salmoning towards me with their shopping bags swinging all over the place.
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Godzillion 

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.
I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!
Godzillion by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016

Godzilla 

Coolest reptillian monster dude ever.
Godzilla: RAAWWRRR
Japanese cizitens: AAAAHHH

working out with gorillas 

A motivational imagery technique used to drastically increase your interest and stamina while working out at the gym.
When I’m low on energy and drive during my sometimes repetitive workouts, I just imagine working out with gorillas and then I’m super pumped!

King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.
King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

naked with gorillas 

A surprisingly common subject of people’s dreams not usually spoken about due to the subjective degree of embarrassment of the dreamer, depending on who you’re telling the dream to.
There I was in my dream, proudly graduating from my doctoral program and when I went up onstage to receive my diploma from my doctoral chair, suddenly I realized that I was up there, entirely naked with gorillas!
naked with gorillas by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Godzillabacter 

An as of yet unidentified bacterium which causes an overwhelming infection in a person. Often used by health professionals, especially in teaching hospitals.
Resident: "You better cover the patient with triple antibiotics because he probably has Godzillabacter."
Godzillabacter by The Wizard Of Og December 29, 2012