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God spot 

Situated in the left partial-lobe and has sense of 'spatial self', this newly discovered region in the brain (by means of fMRI 'functional magnetic resonance imagery' scanning technique), is hotly debated now as that same region that links us humans to God or the purported thought of having one.
Scientists are never tired of giving us various, quasi-scientific new intelligence tests in a plethora of testing methods: SQ ('spiritual quotient', also called sometimes SI 'spiritual intelligence'). This intelligence test advocates the God spot which give off 40 Hz oscillations that can be detected in the brain, and according to Robert Freitas there's a new Q! Called also SQ for Sentient Quotient: it is the amount of data a living organism can process per unit of time (baud/kilogram), which vary bewteen +50 in uberhumans, down to -20 in living 'insentient' plants!
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God Spot 

The parking spot closest to your destination. This spot is rarely available, but when it is you feel like it was divine intervention.
Holly S&*& Damien, The God Spot is Open.
God Spot by yekans January 13, 2008

God spot 

UK: Sunday evening between 5-7pm many television channels show relgeous programs, this is known as the God Spot.
There's nothing on the tele, lets go for a beer while the God spots on.
God spot by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

God's Blind Spot 

A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"
She's a christian so we did it in god's blind spot.

God's Blind Spot 

Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.
Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.
God's Blind Spot by The Holmes September 7, 2005

God's Blind Spot 

It can also be used as a derogatory manner to justify why God doesn't help a particular region or country struggling to overcome economic, environmental, political or social hardships.

This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.
1.) Person A: "Why did God allow a tsunami to kill 230,000 people in Southeast Asia in 2004?"

Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."

2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"

Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."

3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"

Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."
God's Blind Spot by Alex Davis January 13, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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