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God Pocket

Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).
Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?
God Pocket by Cummo January 7, 2022

pocket god 

The single best iphone app there is.
whatcha doin...

playing pocket god

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pocket god by BarackObama1138thx February 2, 2010

God's Pocket 

"God's Pocket" in common usage is a refference to any orifice that can be used in absence of pants or handbag.
Woman 1: "This dress is so tight i'm not sure where to hide my stash"

Woman 2: "Just put it in God's pocket. They can't look there without a warrant."
God's Pocket by Jamie C. Bailey January 9, 2009

goldpockets

a sexy bitch on neopets of the german descent. most commonly known for her kadoatie feeding boards and battling with her baby blumaroo (Poorard).
Person 1: I just got beat by goldpockets in the kadoatery
Person 2: Again, man?
Person 3: Wait, are you sure?! I hear she quit like ages ago.
goldpockets by happy12345678901 August 17, 2011

godpocket 

The godpocket is the butthole, the anus, the chocolate star.
A: "You've got a really nice godpocket."

B: "Gee, thanks."
godpocket by beefsteakjane January 27, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026