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Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Related Words
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A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"
Gouri is an amazing girl with sparkling personality. She is usually super friendly and nice . She is also very pretty , especially her eyes and hair , even though she doesn't think so . She doesn't have full confidence in herself , even though she should . When she is with her friends , she is crazy and hyper . If you insult her , she couldn't care less . If you insult her friends , Her coming at you is the last thing you will see for a while .
Dude you going to hang out with Gouri?

Duh Gouri is the definition of awesomeness

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Gouri by prpzdrtyui March 18, 2018
•(noun) A bright individual with an incredible mind. Many layers to his thoughts and beliefs. Has a way with words to leave you speechless. A contagious smile.•
For you Gouri
Gouri by lkylii September 21, 2016

Gezebelle Gaburgably 

One of the worlds best musicians ever and a member of the group "MSG"
Gezebelle Gaburgably is cool
To perform a sexual act on another person's mouth without their prior consent.
Joe passed out with his mouth wide open at the Navy Christmas ball, so Will and Trev decided to gobrape him.
Gobrape by Adam Paz January 2, 2015