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by boyyyyywth May 17, 2022
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A shortening of the word Goblin. A creature commonly found in the pencil and dice game Prisons and Peasants. Gobs are weak creatures that often appear in hordes and drop basic items such as the Gob sword and the Gob shield. These items are low tier and are soon made obsolete by obtaining weaponry at the Richington Armory in Richington, north of the Peasant village. They mostly inhabit the Gob forest (also known as Green forest), but have been known to appear in abandoned mines and Subway restaurants. If you get killed by one of these, you have terrible luck.
Peasant 1: Man, Patty just got killed by a Gob.
Peasant 2: What terrible luck.

Peasant 3: Can I have his Self Esteem points?
Peasant 1: Sure.
by xamaryllix March 2, 2010
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Noun. Pronounced Joeb. Something that if it has to be said out loud, probably isn't true, and by verbalizing it, the speaker undermines exactly what it is saying.

The character George Oscar Bluth (GOB) from Arrested Development would say many phrases that are obviously false and by saying them out loud, it was clear he was lying and the exact opposite was true.


"That's a totally normal size penis" from anyone.

"My boyfriend is head over heels in love with me" from a girl whom was recently told about her boyfriend cheating on her.

Or, to quote GOB from arrested, "And that one's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. I dated a girl like that in high school. No I didn't." The immediate "No I didn't" is a clear Gobism.

May also be considered the noun form of Shakespeare's "The lady doth protest too much."
by E.D. Wagner March 20, 2009
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The word that me WilsoNnnNNnnnNNN and tomMmMmmMYyy made up and it was a typo for "fob" (fresh off the boat). This word is used as a replacement for fob. because it is way too overused.
Yo he is so gobby, he talks like he just came from china.
by wilson April 16, 2004
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short for good ol'fashion bitch
Louis' girlfriend was being a serious gob that day so we bought her a box of gobstoppers.
by cliff johnsen November 14, 2008
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GOB stands for "Good Ole' Boys" and is commonly a reference to any white trash, specifically that lives in the country (also see hillbilly or hick)


The G.O.B. is also a street gang centered in Hudson, Ohio. The GOB often fueds with the CMC and the South Side Tear Drop Set (SS TDS) in Hudson. It is believed that "Dirty Dennis" may have been the creator and leader of the GOB in Hudson before his arrest and departure from the state.
If you're going near the skatepark in Hudson, watch out for the GOB.
by Hudson SS TDS O.G. August 13, 2008
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