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An image similar to goatse, except that it is a female stretching her anus
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goatshe by Peegee October 29, 2007

Goatseed 

When you see an open anus without wanting to see an open anus.
Hey guys I don't know if I should say this, but Jared goatseeded Me last night!
Goatseed by Swagerdick420 June 3, 2018

goatcheese special

The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...
Matty pulled off a goatcheese special last night with some drunken cow...

Goatsheep 

A mix of a goat and a sheep
Sheep wool and goat horns
1. There's a Goatsheep coming
2. Goatsheep rause me
3. Goatsheep no frick baby horse-lamb
Goatsheep by 👀I can see you oh February 13, 2020
The hair on the chin of a woman who needs a good shave. This hair definitely does not belong here.
Look at that woman's goatshe, that thing needs a wax job!
goatshe by Bill Zane January 18, 2007

Goatcheese Surprise 

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.
Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.