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1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.
Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
by Chrisopher Walken May 29, 2011

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