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Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.
I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.
Goatsex by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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The belief that you’re better than you really are
Nathan thinks he’s the best but he’s a typical goatmex
Goatmex by Flaymex March 15, 2019

goatlexis 

Also known as the one and only owner of the "balon de diamante" on football

he is the most beautiful individual on the world
Guy N1: "CR7 is the best"
Guy N2: "no Messi is the best"
Smart person: "we all know that goatlexis is the real goat of all time"
goatlexis by Keylo0 April 5, 2023

goatsexual 

You fuck goats in the anal.. thats it why are you still here.
Man i am attracted to goats i am “goatsexual”
goatsexual by Randomnameisfake August 28, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026