Musty Goaltender 

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

Musty Goaltender by ski9600 September 1, 2009

Oklahoma Goaltender 

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

Oklahoma Goaltender by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

Gaytender 

A person who tends to gay men at bars and hits on them to get better tips.

Ex. A bartender named Sam says 'I wish I was a gaytender, so I would make better money.'

Gaytender by MeggieCee August 25, 2011

Goaltend 

similar to a rebound, but is attempted on a currently dating couple

Im gonna go get the rebound off pauls girl,
But they are still dating,
Nevermind, ill go for the goaltend

Goaltend by npv April 19, 2011

goaltending 

(n.) variation of rebounding where, rather than wait for a relationship to end, the third party intercepts one of the involved individuals for the purposes of hooking up or starting a new relationship. Often leads to the end of the original relationship.

The act may be in violation of one or more of the man/woman codes, but has the capacity to result in the third party getting away with it, for his/her own benefit.

She wasn't happy in her marriage and the guy was a total tool. It may have been goaltending, but everyone won. Except for Steve... but f*** that guy.

goaltending by lfcNo9 September 3, 2010

girltender 

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male

These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.

girltender by Monty S March 7, 2008

goaltending 

Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at cock blocking long after it could ever succeed. Make sure you use the appropriate NBA referee gesture when calling it.

"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."

goaltending by JonKorn September 4, 2005