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goalieman 

A person (possibly a myth) who is known for making unbelievable saves as a soccer goalie. Often times diving across the net to make a save in the top corner of the net. Has been called "wall" at times in his career. His ability to save almost any shot on goal makes him one of the greatest goalies to ever play soccer. Formally known as Mike Wolfe when he was a kid. Known as a legend in Hartland, Mi. Parents are often called goaliemom and goaliedad because of their son's amazing ability.
1. noun. Did you just see that fantastic save by goalieman?
2. Adj. That was a goalieman-like save!
goalieman by Cory Bodziak June 2, 2008
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godliman 

Respect for the Holy
Its cool hes a Godliman
godliman by Azap March 10, 2008

Gellieman 

Greatest kid ever, pure genious, he should try for World Idol.
Gellieman is my hero!
Gellieman by Amer January 20, 2004

barbara goleman high school 

The most cocky school in the planet. Everyone thinks they're the shit, and even their instagram account is cocky. They think they're all that but they actually suck, except for football, their pretty good at that. And they got hella beef with hghs
Person 1- Yo what school you go to ?
Person 2- Oh I go to barbara goleman high school, we're the best at everything

Person 1-I go to hghs I hate you, y'all suck

goatseman 

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.
Goatseman is my god.
goatseman by orf October 27, 2002

Gellieman 

"Quick, come look at Gellieman doing his Aicha song again!"
Gellieman by Clever Dude December 18, 2003

goatseman 

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"
goatseman by Jukka May 23, 2003