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Go sleep near a piano 

Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.
Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)
Go sleep near a piano by anonymous December 13, 2020

Go sleep on a towel 

Insult used towards anyone who dyes their hair, but is targeted especially towards the Wapanese. The phrase comes from the act of dyeing one's hair before going to sleep, then putting a towel on their pillow to avoid staining it.
Go sleep on a towel, you chafing Wap.
Go sleep on a towel by KingTT June 21, 2003

go to sleep plant 

A mimosa, so named because if you touch its leaves they fold up like it's sleeping & a few minutes later they open again.
My Granddad had a go to sleep plant, as we called it & we as kids loved to make it "go to sleep". It's fascinating!

go to sleep 

euphemism for "die" or "drop dead".
"Go to sleep, bitch! Die, motherfucker, die! Time's up, bitch, close your eyes! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say close your eyes and go to sleep, bitch? Die, motherfucker, die! Bye bye motherfucker bye bye! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? Why? Die motherfucker HA HA HA!" -Eminem ft. DMX, Obie Trice ("Go to Sleep")
go to sleep by Nick D March 17, 2003

go to sleep 

If you're really bored and reading this or making definitions here late at night, something better you can do with your time.
Man, it's 3 AM, maybe I should go to sleep instead of being online.
go to sleep by it's 4 pm here August 4, 2003