1. fuck off
2. piss off (chiefly British)
3. git! (chiefly Southern)
4. take a hike
5. get lost
6. go fly a kite
7. go away
8. leave me alone
9. mind your own business
10. poof be gone
11. slither back into the dark slimy pit from whence you come
Telemarketer: May I interest you in ...
You: Go pound sand.

Collection agency drone: Our records indicate that you owe XXX. Should we expect a check or a money order from you?
You: Go pound sand.

Boy: I'll change. I really will. Please baby I promise.
Girl: Go pound sand.

Late person: Hey that seat's mine.
Punctual person: Well you're late. And this isn't assigned seating.
Late person: But I always sit there! <Pouts.>
Punctual person: Go pound sand.
by baconmonster January 14, 2013
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Often confused with 'go pound sand' but more refined and less vulgar. To pound sand infers 'up an orifice' but to pound salt has more to do with a useless activity.
When the religious nut came to visit my house, I told him to go pound salt.
by berttwo July 25, 2008
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to mine your own bizzness stay out of a convsation!
why don't you go pound sand!!!!!!!!!
by 40oz.killa November 7, 2006
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An inferior definition of the phrase "go pound sand" preferred by townie steakheads on the East Coast.
After trying and failing to get a spot at the Comedy Studio, Mr. McClown had no choice but to go pound salt.
by Tom Dustin May 6, 2005
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The catch-22 of Fear-fucking and Sexual Bulimia.
Sexual behaviour that insults the term "Slut."
Ashley has had five abortions in one year. She is not a booty-call, she has descended into the park of the Merry-Go-Pound which makes her as exclusive as a public restroom, this has led to the see-saw syndrome.
by Cyn March 18, 2004
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When you are constantly swing your fists at something or someone and the motion of your fists are swinging in a circle.
Yo, Michael was hitting Jason with that Merry-Go-Pound!
by SlimShady3 January 24, 2018
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Originated in the salt mine making crystals from rock form. Midwestern homos sometimes use "go pound sand" for this phrase but they are wrong.
Person:"Hey, Do you need any help taking those off"?
Other person: "Nah, why don't you just go pound salt!"
by Wonder woman June 24, 2004
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