go pound sand

1. fuck off
2. piss off (chiefly British)
3. git! (chiefly Southern)
4. take a hike
5. get lost
6. go fly a kite
7. go away
8. leave me alone
9. mind your own business
10. poof be gone
11. slither back into the dark slimy pit from whence you come

Telemarketer: May I interest you in ...
You: Go pound sand.

Collection agency drone: Our records indicate that you owe XXX. Should we expect a check or a money order from you?
You: Go pound sand.

Boy: I'll change. I really will. Please baby I promise.
Girl: Go pound sand.

Late person: Hey that seat's mine.
Punctual person: Well you're late. And this isn't assigned seating.
Late person: But I always sit there! <Pouts.>
Punctual person: Go pound sand.

go pound sand by baconmonster January 14, 2013

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock 

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.

Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009

go pound salt 

Often confused with 'go pound sand' but more refined and less vulgar. To pound sand infers 'up an orifice' but to pound salt has more to do with a useless activity.

When the religious nut came to visit my house, I told him to go pound salt.

go pound salt by berttwo August 20, 2008

go pound sand

to mine your own bizzness stay out of a convsation!

why don't you go pound sand!!!!!!!!!

go pound sand by 40oz.killa November 7, 2006

go pound salt 

An inferior definition of the phrase "go pound sand" preferred by townie steakheads on the East Coast.

After trying and failing to get a spot at the Comedy Studio, Mr. McClown had no choice but to go pound salt.

go pound salt by Tom Dustin May 6, 2005

go pound salt 

Originated in the salt mine making crystals from rock form. Midwestern homos sometimes use "go pound sand" for this phrase but they are wrong.

Person:"Hey, Do you need any help taking those off"?
Other person: "Nah, why don't you just go pound salt!"

go pound salt by Wonder woman June 24, 2004

Merry-Go-Pound 

The catch-22 of Fear-fucking and Sexual Bulimia.
Sexual behaviour that insults the term "Slut."

Ashley has had five abortions in one year. She is not a booty-call, she has descended into the park of the Merry-Go-Pound which makes her as exclusive as a public restroom, this has led to the see-saw syndrome.

Merry-Go-Pound by Cyn March 18, 2004