Go Gurt 

Yogurt that makes me feel like I'm sucking dick.

If I suck on this Go Gurt for a while the creamy prize inside just jumps out!

Go Gurt by ArsNoctem February 1, 2009

Go gurt 

to masturbate, when your sperm comes out

It is like when you eat Go Gurt which are tubes with yogurt in them that you have to squeeze up to get the yogurt out. So when you masturbate you rub your dick and sperm comes out.

Go gurt by Kevin Oz April 22, 2008

Go Gurt 

similar to a paper bag, this is a person who has a hot body and a very ugly face.

the Go Gurt tag line/moto is "rip their heads off, suck their guts out", modified to "rip their heads off, fuck their guts out

"Dude she is such a Go Gurt" "Go Gurt?" "Yeh - Rip her head off, fuck her guts out!"

Go Gurt by xobox November 26, 2011

go-gurt 

Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'

Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!

You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!

go-gurt by Stacy and Mikey February 10, 2007

go-gurt 

when the women puts the open end of the condom in her mouth and pushes the semen out of the rubber with her hand into her mouth.

"hey babe, when i'm done do you want my go-gurt?"

go-gurt by chancewendt December 20, 2008

Go-Gurt 

When an Especially slutty chick takes the condom, after sex, and squeezes the cum out into her mouth, then proceeds to swallow it all.

Shevantre: Hey babe you wanna just throw that rubber away?
Allie: Nah imma give you a go-gurt big boy!
Shevantre: Damn gurl you be dirty!
Allie: I know, i'm just like that

Go-Gurt by BRETTFAVRE4EVER May 8, 2010

Go-Gurt 

1. The consumption of semen via prophylactic.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.

1. After I had safe condom-protected sex with my girlfriend, she gave herself a go-gurt by ripping the condom off my hard penis and sucking every drop of cum out of it just like one would enjoy the creamy goodness of a bagged yogurt.

2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."

3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.

Go-Gurt by Mark Pune-Twaine March 18, 2011