going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.

I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.

by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021

Go read book

Internet phrase that originated from rapper Jaydayoungan's sister's Tweet over the inauthenticity of news reporting her brother's death.

AINT NOBODY FUCKING DEAD STOP DICK EATING AND GO READ BOOK

by i identify myself as a whale July 31, 2022

Go write a book

A phrase used when someone says something stupid, pisses you off, or buts into your conversation at an inopportune time.

Girl: Hey would you want to see my new dance. I shake my hips a lot and want someone's opinion.

Dude: I would love to see your special dance.
Guy: Hey I just went to jack and I said hello and he just screamed. It was just hilarious.
Dude:Go write a book

by AlexDaBeast December 10, 2010

go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!

by Larry July 30, 2004

go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

by JormanThoad March 2, 2017