gnomer 

complete ugly peice of shit

damn shannon looks like a gnomer in that picture

gnomer by James Viani July 3, 2007

Gnomer State of Mind 

To be completely neurologically agitated beyond reasonable explanation for months, up to years at a time.

Jack: Yo man, are you doing all right? You just keep walking around with a blank face breathing hard.
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..

Gnomer State of Mind by BonerMasterMick2 September 23, 2023

gnomesnag 

If someone were to take something of yours in an extremely aggressive manner.

Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."

Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"

Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"

gnomesnag by DTMango February 10, 2014

gnomesang 

An internet gamer slang for "You Know What I'm Saying?"

"Your Pentium 4 laptop cannot run Dota 2 gnomesang?"

"You n00bs are gna lose badly gnomesang!"

"You got a test tomorrow, maybe you should study gnomesang?"

gnomesang by DTMango January 20, 2013

Gnome Child 

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.

The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"

Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015

Gnome Effect 

When you put your hood up and there's a point above your head, making a shape similar to a gnome's hat.

Guy 1: hey man, what's up with your hood?
Guy 2: nothing, it's just the gnome effect

Gnome Effect by G. R. Luddington November 15, 2016

Gnomed 

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!

Gnomed by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 17, 2018