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The Greatest Man That Ever Lived: The Vascular Vegan, Your Own Personal Jesus, The Common Denominator of Greatness, MV3 (Most Valuable Vascular Vegan), Mr It, A Double - Austin Aries

Guy: CM Punk is the best in the world!
Guy 2: But he isn't the GMTEL, is he?

gmtel by Most Valuable Vascular Vegan October 31, 2013

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Sneaky Gately

When one teleports into another wizard'ss room and proceeds to masturbate under their invisibility cloak while their friend is having intercourse.

I did the Sneaky Gately to Haffey last weekend. That witch was a slampig!

Sneaky Gately by IAMPOORE September 22, 2009

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GMTL (GMacTheLit)

One of the best SoundCloud rappers rn. His songs are hype as fuck. Sometimes he caps a lot so sometimes people call him GCapTheLit or GCapTheHair (he used to have a lot of hair). Other nicknames include GCapTheCrustyLips (his lips used to be VERY crusty because of his accutane), and (part of this nickname is redacted for privacy reasons) GCap______IsSoChill (because GMTL thinks this person is SOOOO chill!)

Yo u hear that new GMTL (GMacTheLit)? GMTL you know the voice make these girls faint like they heard the word moist when I get bands imma drive a rolls Royce, yes I saw when cause I don’t have a choice.

GMTL (GMacTheLit) by ulotcheeky October 1, 2021

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GMEllionaire

A savvy individual who utilized crowd-resourcing to profit greatly off of GameStop stock's meteoric rise in 2021. This individual can be seen negotiating custom upholstery for their newly-acquired yacht.

Carter: Did you hear about Ethan?

Marty: No, what?

Carter: He made a killing timing the market just right, buying GME low and selling high.

Marty: He's got diamond hands bro!

Martina: Aww, don't be jealous because he doesn't have paper hands like you Carter, he's now a GMEllionaire!
Ethan (puffs chest and smiles knowingly): Sup!

GMEllionaire by poke & peek March 10, 2021