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contaminated weed ,like the stuff thats been sprayed and looks like its not weed
what was that weed like you got yesterday 'it was glunk'
by rob marley August 30, 2008
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To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.
The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.
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The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.
She totally got glunked!
by LilNickel July 28, 2015
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