the stuff in your pants after you have a wet dream.
dude, i had an awsome dream. i found glunk in my pants the next morning.
by torra borra May 18, 2004
To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.
The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.
by asterix299 November 28, 2015
The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.
She totally got glunked!
by LilNickel July 28, 2015

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