Glunk

when a shit hits water of a toilet.

this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!

by lilknobcunt April 24, 2011

Glunk

An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.

Person 1: (plays Fortnite for 3 days straight)

Person 2: You're such a Glunk

by I_Am_racist April 3, 2023

Glunk

A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container

"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"

by f3ar_me September 23, 2009

Glunk

Someone who acts cockeyed and acts slow and or takes a while to understand something

"I cant work wit your ass you such a fucking glunk, cant understand shit."

by 20th centuary SLANG August 21, 2019

Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 October 9, 2015

Glunk

A slimy substance that still keeps its shape a bit, I.E Gunk, Grime, Goo, Slime, Sludge, Ect..

Person A: Hey dude, you see all that stuff?
Person B: Yeah, That Glunk.

by Vinny:3 October 5, 2023