glundering babblesnag 

a trap like you would see in the war. exept theres something different. instead of cuttin into your leg so you cant move it clutches your balls. if you pull then all your hopes of being a father are ruined so you pretty much have a decision. have a fatherless life or have no life.
if your lucky and have a strong sack you can lift the glundering babblesnag and walk around with it.

dude i thought it was all for fun then i tried putting my pants back on and she caught me in a glundering babblesnag. she wouldnt let go. it hurt so badly. like seriously it was like cutting out the sirculation and i felt like i could cry blood. or seman i dont really know what would happen there.

You know what sucks? glundering babblesnags.

Dude, what happened to you?!
dude i thought it was all for fun then i tried putting my pants back on and she caught me in a glundering babblesnag. she wouldnt let go. it hurt so badly. like seriously it was like cutting out the sirculation and i felt like i could cry blood. or seman i dont really know what would happen there.
oh damn. im in one right now!
omg no way!

glundering babblesnag by Bic mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Poop Plundering

There has to be 2 people present in this act. Both he/she butt holes need to be touching each other. butt hole to butt hole.Then both individuals need to shit at the same time, making 2 poops become 1 poop.

One time I ate peanuts before poop plundering and made a nutty mess.

After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.

Poop Plundering by HYM3N_DESTR0R February 4, 2014

anal plundering 

You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!

Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.

anal plundering by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006

blundering idiot 

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

blundering idiot by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

butt plundering 

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

butt plundering by ass pirating December 14, 2013

plundering 

The act of going through, looking inside/messing with shit that don't belong to you.

I caught my brother plundering through my shit.

plundering by Leopard-Kir June 9, 2014

Glubbering 

The act by which one ponders either past or future actions, typically of a regretful nature. Often associated with morning after shakes due to a night of heavy drinking or talking to questionable members of the opposite sex.

Bob was just sitting there on the couch glubbering, one hand in a bag of potato chips and the other in his pants.

Glubbering by Derek Andersen March 10, 2009