Glove Puppet

YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.

Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.

Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

gloucester glove puppet

Masturbating your parter with a fist full of stinging nettles.

After entering the overgrown wood, Chris insisted Grace give him a Gloucester glove puppet.

by Rainman68 July 15, 2014

Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.

Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.

"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"

by battmerns March 10, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly

Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!

by Kavukkii March 15, 2021

Mentally deficent glove puppet

Refer to George W. Bush and his whole ****ing Oligarchy

The dictat-president is a mentally deficent glove puppet.

by Irish Rain October 16, 2004