3 definitions by battmerns
The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
by battmerns February 26, 2021
Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.
"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"
by battmerns March 10, 2021
A blowjob that a male provides to another man to show friendship, or to simply help ya boy out.
No homo is traditionally required before giving / receiving a brojob, although a homosexual male can still provide a brojob as a heterosexual gesture.
No homo is traditionally required before giving / receiving a brojob, although a homosexual male can still provide a brojob as a heterosexual gesture.
1. "Hey James, I know you've been going through some tough times recently, and I'd be happy to give you a brojob."
"Thanks bro, no homo."
2. "Hey Tyler, do you mind giving me a brojob?"
"That's hella gay bro"
"Don't worry bro, no homo."
"Oh aight"
"Thanks bro, no homo."
2. "Hey Tyler, do you mind giving me a brojob?"
"That's hella gay bro"
"Don't worry bro, no homo."
"Oh aight"
by battmerns January 23, 2019