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When you Cum a silver slimy substance that tastes like bacon
I totally made a huge glot today. You think I should get that checked out?
Glot by iRinny January 20, 2009
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gloth • Glot • Glotrop • Glottis • glot'al • Glotch • Glothes • glothing • Glotto • glotactics
a crusty substance that collects on the foreskin of ones unsircomsized penis
dude, your cock gots lotta glot
Glot by Dude Dan January 16, 2003
Sarah: Tyler just ghosted me
...
Me: GLOT baby
GLOT by SAMYSAMYOYE21 January 21, 2021
A preposterous amount of semen.

Also can be described with a similar size or consistency of snot.
"Gabe wipes a glot of cum on his friends shirt, he refuses to apologize"
Glot by fuckburger9000 December 31, 2022
The correct way to pronounce "glottal" is with a glottal stop. That way it's practically onomatopoeia.
A: "What's a glot'al stop, anyway?"
B: "You just made one."
glot'al by canonlibel February 17, 2010

Parkin Glot 

A special type of well actually man that you find teaching English in SEA countries. This person cannot discern whether a word is compound or made up of two separate words despite having obtained an undergrad degree. His interests are typically very generic in taste such as anime, bukowski, and canned beer. His past times include smoking malboro reds, blogging on blogger or wordpress, and walking around walmart at 3am with his friends.
Have you made any friends at the school you're teaching at? Naw the other teacher is a Parkin Glot.
Parkin Glot by osuiqueue January 9, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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