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Jane has a fear of balloons, called Globophobia
by Mimi BB August 27, 2011
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An intense fear of balloons. Usually Latex balloons but can be metallic.
Clown: Hi little one do you want a balloon?
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.

Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.

person: Why?

Man: Oh I have Globophobia.
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By far the stupidest and most pathetic fear in all the lands. (The fear of balloons and/or the popping of ballons)
I brought a handful of balloons to Jill's birthday party and she ran screaming. Her mother later told me she has globophobia.
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