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glitter sock 

Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: spunk sock
Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!
glitter sock by slothropsez June 18, 2007
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Glittersack 

I got glittersacked last night!

When you dump a large amount of glitter on your homies ballsack when they are passed out.
Home dog glittersacked me last night when I was passed out!
Glittersack by DeezNutz98 December 28, 2019