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Acronym for "Good luck in the offseason bitch". Used as a slam against your opponents in Fantasy Football. It's a way to humiliate your opponents by congratulating them on their long offseason while you play on in the playoffs. First used by Dewayne Bruce in Corruption chat, to congratulate Gian Musarra on his early vacation.
Hey, that was a tough loss this week. GLITOB!
glitob by dewaynebruce December 28, 2013
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Gletob is an abstract noun. It is the experience of smelling poop when having intercouse with a woman doggy-style.
Wow, I'm not gonna sleep with her again unless she showers first, there was some serious Gletob last time!
Gletob by Kenosha Kid February 7, 2010
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Glitoris 

Only glamorous people have them; responsible for feelings of artistic and sometimes sexual pleasure when stimulated. They sparkle and glitter like diamonds.
Lady Gaga has a glitoris.
Glitoris by cjhazard March 27, 2010

Glitoris 

This is the gland found between the legs of a female pixie that secrets glitter. This is similar to the female human clitoris but differs in that most men probably have a better chance of being able to find a glitoris.
Loads of glitter came out of that pixie's glitoris.
Glitoris by MindNinja January 29, 2015

Glitoris 

Noun.
1. A clitoris with glitter on it. (Something wonderful or disastrous has happened)
2. An infection waiting to happen

Adjective
1. Gay as in happy
2. Fabulous
3. The most thing
4. Total satisfaction

5. Perception shattering
6. So inspirational that it changes lives
7. Genderless God
8. Delicious
“That was so glitoris, I’m changing my major”
“Gurl, you’re so glitoris right now
“Bro- your outfit is glitoris”
“Babe- glitoris me”
“I feel glitoris”

Glitoris 

When you can't be arsed to glue on your vajazzle, so you just dip your fanny in glitter instead.
Gimme two minutes, I've just gotta slap some glitoris on my front bottom.
Glitoris by Senor Gooch May 27, 2019

Glitothermalology

Glitothermalology is the study of demons, cryptids, paranormal activites, ghosts, poltergeists, etc.
"Hey, thats a Glitothermaloligist!"

Glitothermalology-Study of demons, cryptids, etc.