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Dirty Glennis 

When she is such a dirty cum slut at 60+ years of age, she goes and collects the same used condom from her grand daughters "Dirty Melissa" out of the bin, Emptys it into the "Special" salad dressing that she feeds her family before giving u the best gummy of your life.
- Ohh dude that was a wicked salad i realy hope it isnt a "Dirty Glennis"
- Man i dont normaly like salad but after having a "Dirty Glennis" i just cant stop going back for more
Dirty Glennis by Always Hard July 3, 2020
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Gleenis Penis 

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!
Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017
Related Words
Clean; fair; holy
All around awesome.
That girl's name must be glynnis because I have never seen her before and can now not live another day without her...
glynnis by giraffequeen November 9, 2010

Glennice 

A name of European origin that is pronounced (glen - "niece")
Mainly found passed down in European affluent families.
"Glennice is a name that is well respected"
Glennice by "none" August 8, 2008

Glennial 

A tall, weird, funny, Mexican guy who's actual name is Glenn and loves to make people mad and troll people online as a girl named Venessa
Guy 1: Ugh, he's being such a Glennial again
Guy 2: Yeah, I know he's already fooled 3 guys
Glennial by Mr. Obooman June 4, 2018
lovely person who cares way too much about her hair. usually very cute, has a cute giggle, and is a genuine person
hee hee :))
glenis is an amazing human being like honestly bow down to her
glenis by matteo.rc August 2, 2019
Pretty. Beautiful. One of the nicest people you will ever meet. Anyone with the name Glennys will always be there to help a friend, no matter what. A Glennys will usually have awesome hair that's dyed some sort of insane color(s) (like rainbow, or blue). Glennys is an extremely real person and will never go against you. Always a great friend to have.
Man I wish that girl were more like Glennys.
Glennys by Trus3683 February 4, 2012