glefted

To become apathetic or disenfranchised to the point of paralysis. Syn: dissociated, nonplussed, shellshocked, debrained.

We could go on as though nothing were wrong,
Eyes dark, relentless, frightened of the sun.
We would have a fine time living in line,
Glefted by destruction, waiting for our sign.

--Joy Division

glefted by Tommmmmy August 7, 2007

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glifted

adj, Super clean weed high. The type of high that will make you talk about freedom. Just a chill, fun warm summer high that makes you want to go to the beach.

homeboy1: hows that herbal remedy mang

homeboy2: its funky and twist glifted...

homeboy1: dang mang, make another trip to humbolt...??

glifted by the glifted one March 14, 2008

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gleet vt. gleet, gleeted, gleeting

to eject a projectile spary of spittle from one's mouth; often occurs while yawning.

Ew, Suzie yawned, and she totally gleeted all over my sweater vest!

gleet vt. gleet, gleeted, gleeting by Juicy416 February 3, 2004

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wii-glected

state estranged children feel when parents decide to "test" their child's new birthday present for prolonged periods of time.

"Mommy, I'm hungry. I'm feeling wii-glected. We haven't eaten for hours."

wii-glected by ubtiger April 27, 2007

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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