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To become apathetic or disenfranchised to the point of paralysis. Syn: dissociated, nonplussed, shellshocked, debrained.
We could go on as though nothing were wrong,
Eyes dark, relentless, frightened of the sun.
We would have a fine time living in line,
Glefted by destruction, waiting for our sign.

--Joy Division
glefted by Tommmmmy August 7, 2007
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adj, Super clean weed high. The type of high that will make you talk about freedom. Just a chill, fun warm summer high that makes you want to go to the beach.
homeboy1: hows that herbal remedy mang

homeboy2: its funky and twist glifted...

homeboy1: dang mang, make another trip to humbolt...??
glifted by the glifted one March 14, 2008

gleet vt. gleet, gleeted, gleeting 

to eject a projectile spary of spittle from one's mouth; often occurs while yawning.
Ew, Suzie yawned, and she totally gleeted all over my sweater vest!

wii-glected 

state estranged children feel when parents decide to "test" their child's new birthday present for prolonged periods of time.
"Mommy, I'm hungry. I'm feeling wii-glected. We haven't eaten for hours."
wii-glected by ubtiger April 27, 2007

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026