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1.
1) My last name

2) A name of German origin

3) A shortened version of the original last name "Von Glahn" or "Von Glah"
My last name is Glah.
by BBB April 12, 2005
 
2.
An expression of digust or sadness. The successful melding of "blah" and "gah" into one new word, covering the definitions of both.
Person 1: Dude...I saw your grade over the teacher's shoulder. You're flunking.

Person 2: Glah! Why does everything happen to me?
by BlackxxJapan April 12, 2006
 
3.
The sound people with disabilities make when censored by the very government organization that's supposed to be helping them.
I spent three hours pouring out my heart about what was wrong, then they removed the posts. Glah.
by I can read running writing March 20, 2013
 
4.
Misspelling of flag, started in the capture-the-same game called Arc
Crap, our glahi are gone!
by Harkeran Ginzoshou August 12, 2004
 
5.
1. an adjective that can be used to describe any word

2. a huge dick
1. wow man i dropped a glahing 30 bomb!

2. hay ray ray, can i touch your glah?
by xyphaz January 15, 2007
 
6.
1. an adjective that can be used to describe any word.

2. a huge dick
1. i dropped a glahin` 30 bomb WOOT!

2. hey ray ray, can i sit on your glah !
by priozz January 15, 2007
 
7.
1. an adjective that can be used to describe almost any word

2. a huge dick

(originated from the game of counter strike)
1. lol ray is gonna be so glahed when he sees this

2.
tommy: hey u sat on rays glah?
prio: yeah
prio: i fuck rays glah up
prio: one time
prio: his glah had a boner
prio: and i sat on it
prio: and it broke
tommy: LOL!
by djpriO January 16, 2007