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Gilwad
Gilwad is an acronym which stands for ‘Grandpa I’d Let Wine And Dine Me, Pay For Bigger Breast Implants, And Then Fuck Them Until I Come Silicone’. This term was first mentioned in the film Another Gay Movie.
Buffy: “Dude’s a fucking Gilwad, girl.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Gilwad by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 6, 2007
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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