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G.I.L.W.A.D, similar to milf Short for Grampa I'd let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, then fuck them till I cum silicone.
Dudes a fucking GILWAD, girl.
That GILWAD is coming over to us.
GILWAD by Eggatha December 14, 2008
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Gilwad is an acronym which stands for ‘Grandpa I’d Let Wine And Dine Me, Pay For Bigger Breast Implants, And Then Fuck Them Until I Come Silicone’. This term was first mentioned in the film Another Gay Movie.
Buffy: “Dude’s a fucking Gilwad, girl.”

Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”

Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”

Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”

Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Gilwad by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 6, 2007
a word used when greeting a familiar friend
HEY, what up gizzad!?!?
gizzad by skrilla June 17, 2003

gizwaffle 

Jeez, did you see that kids face? Definitely a gizwaffle.
gizwaffle by whorebasket January 12, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022