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G.I.L.W.A.D, similar to milf Short for Grampa I'd let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, then fuck them till I cum silicone.
Dudes a fucking GILWAD, girl.
That GILWAD is coming over to us.
GILWAD by Eggatha December 14, 2008
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Gilwad is an acronym which stands for ‘Grandpa I’d Let Wine And Dine Me, Pay For Bigger Breast Implants, And Then Fuck Them Until I Come Silicone’. This term was first mentioned in the film Another Gay Movie.
Buffy: “Dude’s a fucking Gilwad, girl.”

Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”

Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”

Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”

Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Gilwad by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 6, 2007
a word used when greeting a familiar friend
HEY, what up gizzad!?!?
gizzad by skrilla June 17, 2003

gizwaffle 

Jeez, did you see that kids face? Definitely a gizwaffle.
gizwaffle by whorebasket January 12, 2007
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026