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6 definitions by suppan

 
1.
1) When an individual whom has yet to reach the age of twenty-one years old in the wonderful nation of America, attempts to "puke-and-rally", proceeds to fall asleep in the unit which contains urinal, fecal and vomitary matter, also known as a stall, this person is later confronted...while sleeping on the toilet, by a large man with a walkie talkie. This man proceeds to utilize his breathalizer unit to arrest the individual whom has blown a .09....man is now responsive.

2) When an individual flags down a police officer, assuming that it is a taxi. The individual is arrested for public intoxication. The indivual is released from custody then advances down the street and falls asleep in front of an ice cream shop. He is awarded with an underage drinking citation.
I know 2 people that did 2 very funny things and received underages for them.
by suppan November 19, 2003
 
2.
The entire length of the penis with which projectiles are fired. ex. semen/urine, etc.
I shot a gizwad out of my cock barrel and created a "spiderman" to sexually fulfil her with.
by suppan November 15, 2003
 
3.
A term used when an individual is intoxicated and attempting to say "fuck off", however the alcohol has created a maximum slur and the result linguistics are...hoaf-hoaf.
Hey Tommy, hoaf-hoaf!
by suppan November 15, 2003
 
4.
The winged creatures that chirp on beautiful mornings at Colony West Apartments in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.
I woke up hungover to the incessant chirping of the Colony birds. Damn I hate those things.
by suppan November 16, 2003
 
5.
The splatter of semen that connects a womans eye to her nose.
Yo dawg, I shot a gizwad on that bitches face!
by suppan November 15, 2003
 
6.
A learning computer, preferably a Gateway. Typically possessed by robotic police officers in search of John Connor. Cybernetic organisms frequently utilize this processor in order to murder the most amount of people possible.
I'm Detective Jon Kimble! My CPU is a neuro-net processor, a learning computer!
by suppan November 23, 2003