Girlfriend

Will suck a fart right from your butthole

Just ask your girlfriend

by Puff Puff Fuck Ya Chica September 4, 2022

Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

Girlfriend

Stop searching for these stupid definitions and maybe you'll get one!

This definition was written by someone without a girlfriend.

by Army of turtle land December 13, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you may not have if your here.

Todd;whats a girlfriend?

Mike; something you dont have😔

by Bootyeater1000 December 31, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.

Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.

by Ugmwb127 December 6, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.

Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.

by Ugmwb127 December 6, 2021

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

Person 1: “do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “no”

by Thefuckingprincess January 12, 2022