Girland 

A fake country located in Europe, it is usually used by Omegle users from around the globe to fool kids and people from the states.
Unfortunately I managed to convince over 100 american people that this country actually exist, therefore Im proud to be an Israel\Canadian!

Stranger: Hey!
Me: hello there!
Stranger: Im from Texas you?
Me: Girland
Stranger: cool where is that?
Me: Europe

Me: like right above France...
Stranger: Cool !! teach me something in girlandian!!
Me: Ani Zona

Stranger: whats that?!?
Me: it means I'm beautiful
Stranger: Ohh so I'm such a Ani Zona girl ;)
Me: oh yes you are you dirty slut!

*for those who don't understand Ani Zona= Im a slut (in hebrew)

Girland by silverXD May 28, 2010

girlfrhand 

the "girlfriend" found right in the palm of a man's hand

my wife won't give me any, time to go see my girlfrhand

girlfrhand by AAAboy November 12, 2011

Girlfiending 

One who is girlfiending most likely has a new girlfriend and exhibits the following characteristics.

- Loses all other male friends/friends in general.
- Only hangs out with girlfriend.
- Shows up hand in hand with her in completely sketch situations.
- Appears to be obsessed with her.
- Appears to be married (in some cases)

Basically to the guy, she is the equivalent of crack to a crackhead.

"Chris is girlfiending so bad, all he ever talks to and hangs out with is Katie. "

"Hey man, want to go get something to eat?"
"Nah, I'm staring at Kelsey's pictures right now, then we're going to sit in the park at sunset, then we're going to stare at each other's eyes for a couple of hours..."
"...alright?"

Girlfiending by JohnnyBlazeGR February 26, 2009

Gurlfrand 

a non homo/awkward way used for girls who call their gurlfrands. basically, a good friend thats a girl.

"I am going to hang out with my gurlfrand(s)."

Gurlfrand by QueenLaDookie August 20, 2011

girlfran 

1)Most commonly used by females when communicating.

2)Female significant other. See girlfriend

1)Julie: Hey girlfran!!
Sara: Sup?!

2)Sam: I love my girlfran.
Tom: She is a great catch.

girlfran by Trace Fossils December 26, 2006

Girlfiend 

A girl who's your friend but treats you like a boyfriend without the positive benefits. Such as sex, emotional support and compassion.

Sandy is such a girlfiend, she is always nagging and bitching about me going out with my guy friends and leaving her bored.

Girlfiend by SeacrestBear November 21, 2010

Girlfiend 

A girlfiend is a girl seems to be part demon in nature. It seems like the most important part of the relationship is the sex... the rest of the relationship is just miserable where she treats you horrible. Almost every night you wonder if your performance was good enough or if you failed and she is going to devour your soul while you sleep. Yet the sex is so good you keep going back...

A girlfiend will constantly nag you and picks on you yet neither of you walks away... like the purpose of the relationship has some darker hidden agenda other than your standard relationship.

Girlfiend by Tsureshon February 22, 2011