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To make one's house/place in a scrambled effort free of a dirty appearance, porn, or other girl evidence before a girl comes over.
I refused to girlify the bathroom so she left me for some other pussy who would
girlify by billybuffalo November 7, 2010
girlfriend+certify
to certify a girl u've been out with for too long to be your real girlfriend
Shawna: "Judy, whewill Dave girlfy you?"
girlfy by tunde ayoola June 25, 2008

girlifying 

Gosh! Stop girlifying everything! There are only so many things he could mean by saying "Hi" and maybe one of them was just to say "Hi"!!!

Good Girlify 

To boost a transfem’s euphoria or give euphoria by calling them ‘Good girl
“Watch me! I’m gonna go good girlify this silly little goober transfem!”
Good Girlify by lillith :3 December 11, 2024

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS 

It has been communicated from the parents truly enforced.
We are charmed to show you our

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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