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Pronounciation: \"Jerr-ard-ee"\

Inaction and indifference in the face of a situation requiring something to be done. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Named after professional hockey player Daniel Girardi of the New York Rangers.
Verb: "His teammate was getting beaten up but all he did was girardi."

Noun: "When Larry asked his sensible question and John bullied him, all the other guys around were complete girardis."
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Jake Girardi 

A blue eyed man whose dong is a mile long!
“hey you see that man right there, that’s Jake Girardi….he was 10 inches inside me!”
Jake Girardi by JG97! November 23, 2021
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Tom Girardi 

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi
Tom Girardi by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021
1. Verb (from french): To cheat on one’s partner
What a dog ass n*gga... he just girarded two nights in a row.

He got caught after having girarder.
Girarder by Perio_escobar April 14, 2021
Girard is a small town in Erie county, Pennsylvania. Most people's friendships are forced together by family relationships. While walking down the street you will see an old man walk his dog, druggies on bikes, and stupid white girls on their way to Sheetz.

The Girard school district is often hated, not only other schools, but by it's own students. Most people are referred to as "fake". The middle school has more drama than the highschool. In the highschool you will see couples making out every corner you see. There are no real cliques, instead some are home to "squads". Most students are better friends with the teachers than other children. Seniors act superior to freshman, although they are much mor immature. The only thing worse than Erie's fuck boys are Girard Whores. GHS is never closed, but when it is it's Valentines Day.
Omg did you hear what Sara said? She is so fake, that's Girard for you.

Is your school off today? No it's Girard.

*10 people blocking hall* Senior : ew there's a freshman blocking the hall.

Gerardism 

A term, normally used jokingly, but occasionally seriously by creepy teeniebopper fangirls, which basically means a serious OTT obsession with Gerard Way, frontman of My Chemical Romance.

It's kinda scary tbh. Don't get me wrong, Gerard is an amazing guy, MCR completely rule everything, but it's a bit scary to make him your RELIGION...
Normal Kid: Hee hee, yeah, I've converted to Gerardism. He's a great guy, an inspiration (and yeah, he is pretty fit), and he says the best, most random stuff :

Teeniebopper: OmG i LuV gErArD wAy!!!11 GeRaRdIsM iS mY rElIGiOn!!!! Im GoNnA hAvE hIs BaBiEs!!!11

(He's married btw. To Lyn-Z, of Mindless Self Indulgence.

My two personal favourite Gerard Way quotes, as referred to above:

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie, motherfuckers!!!

Gerardi Party 

an epic wedding reception full of good friends and family, reminiscent of the Nantucket Gerardi Party on 9/25/10. No deaths or major injuries, just the Good Ol' Boys and Girls having a major celebration.
Holy hell, I'm hungover; what a night. That was a real Gerardi Party.
Gerardi Party by JimmyAgnew September 26, 2010