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Ruptured Ginsberg

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
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Ginosaji 

Popularized in the 2008 viral video "The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Incredibly Inefficient Weapon" by director Richard Gale, the Ginosaji is an unstopping and immortal spoon wielding demon who kills his victims, in this film Jack Cucchiaio slowly by slowly, relentlessly hitting them with a metal spoon. Slow slowly, in fact, that the "murder" takes the rest of the victim's life. It is important to note that Jack's family name is Italian for "spoon" and Ginosaji literally means "silver spoon" in Japanese.
Some theorize that there is, in fact, no "Ginosaji," and the film is a clever and humorous commentary on learning to accept aging and eventual death. The protagonist, whose family name is "spoon", is being attacked by an assailant whose name is also "spoon". He may be in fact trying to fight his own aging and mortality, so engrossed with battling his own inevitable aging and death that he fails to live "in the moment" and instead of living, slowly "dies to death" throughout his life. Thus the "Ginosaji" is actually "created" by an individuals own denial of their mortality and insistance on fighting death rather than embracing life.
Amber just got a face lift, she spends so much money fighting her ginosaji.
Ginosaji by birdmaru April 20, 2013
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Older English term for a drunk, à la 'wino' or 'rummy'.
"...the ginsoaks, stew bums, and shell-shocked veterans who lurk in the alleys and linger in the weedy wastes underneath the El tracks." —'Chicago, city on the Make' by Nelson Algren, 1951
ginsoak by ginsoak April 2, 2007

dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...
dirty ginsberg by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

Ginny and Georgia 

Ginny & Georgia is a Netflix series that came out on February 24th 2021. Ginny and Georgia tells the story of a single mum named Georgia who moves with her two kids - Ginny and Austin - to an affluent town in Massachusetts to give them a better life. The series is told in both present day and flashbacks, with Georgia's mysterious past being the subject of the scenes in the past. It stars Brianne Howey, Antonia Gentry, Felix Mallard, Sara Waisglass, and so many more talented actresses and actors!
Did you hear, Ginny and Georgia is going to have a season 2!
The most epic of shots. Mix one part gin, one part whiskey. You can use the brand of your choice but, from experience, it is most enjoyable with Bankers Club Gin and Jameson.
Bartender: What can i get you?
Patron: 6 ginskies please!
Bartender: What in the hell is a ginskey?
Patron: Simple, half gin half whiskey
Bartender: Are you serious?
Patron: Yes, now serve me god damnit!
Ginskey by goooooooch7 November 23, 2009
It's a old irish mystical creature half traveller half Shetland pony. It only comes out every 30 full moons and it feeds on the souls of baby goats.
Ah boys, he's some ginnet!
Ginnet by Jfkir December 18, 2014