Gingervitis

The horrible disease that infects every single red haired person. Symptoms include: red hair, freckles, the lack of one's soul, and the feeling that you just don't belong in society. Gingervitis can be passed on to other people with the harmful bite, this bite can spread the disease to any person, so be careful around ginger kids.

Andy : dude did you see that soul-less ginger kid?

Eric : yeah, he definetly has gingervitis, don't let him bite you.

by doub123714 April 28, 2006

Gingervitis

When a redhead makes you so sexually frustrated that you brush your teeth so hard it makes your gums bleed.

I need to seduce Ron Weasley because my dentist says my gingervitis is out of control.

by Potterotic May 9, 2018

Gingervitis

An incredibly serious disease in children. Symptoms are Red hair, white skin, and freckles.

Okay, yeah, so Gingervitis is not actually serious. But it WAS on South Park (Season 9 Episode 11) !

by I enjoy steak muffins. November 10, 2005

Gingervitis

The disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. Often confused with Gingivitis, a gum disease.

Ginger: If you don't stop being such a douche, I'll give you Gingervitis

Guy: Ok, ok, sorry.

by Ginger Hunter June 22, 2012

Gingervitis

Having lots of interest in gingers; men and women.

That ginger is giving me gingervitis.

by jadevooo December 22, 2018

Gingervitis

A disease carried by a person/ginger with red hair. Once contracted it is not curable. Contracting this disease is as easy as kiss a ginger. If the person has dyed red hair they do not have the disease. This disease is highly spreadable and is genetic.

Girl:Omg i can't believe we kissed last night!

Boy(ginger):Hey um....
Girl:what is it?

Boy(ginger): welcome to the wonderful world of gingervitis.

Girl:noooooooooooo

by FIRECROTCH2351 August 11, 2009

Gingervitis

The disease that plagues all gingers of the world.

Oh my god; did you see how bad a case of gingervitis that kid had!

by Infected and proud May 24, 2009