Stick of Gimmon 

Any object used to punish the village idiot during a gimmoning.

Upon hearing the shout of "fetch the Stick of Gimmon!" Roderick grabbed the toilet brush and ran towards the screams.

Stick of Gimmon by Chandra42 January 17, 2007

Gammonati 

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.

Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!

Gammonati by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020

Gammonite 

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

Gammonite by flanerie January 13, 2018

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

Gammon bollard by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

gammon hangers 

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.

whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!

gammon hangers by twanthony December 18, 2010

giamonstrophaganormous 

Really, really, really BIG. A mix of giant, monstrous, elephantine, gargantuan, and enormous. Commonly used in a state of awe.

gia*mon*stroph*a*ga*normous

1. Holy cow! That party was giamonstrophaganormous, people from other countries showed up!
2. Did you see that giamonstrophaganormous freshie yesturday? He was hitting his head on the ceiling.
3. That guy at that giamonstrophaganormous party the other day was a giamonstrophaganormous hottie!

giamonstrophaganormous by malibuluvya January 2, 2010

Gammon 

British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned.

The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages

A: Did you see that guy over there?
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it

Gammon by Jeffbridgesiscool March 27, 2022