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gigabytes of bullshit 

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.
HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?
gigabytes of bullshit by YAWA July 30, 2018
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Mega-Gigabytes 

An absurdly large amount of hard drive space.

Popularized by a Toshiba commercial featuring T-Pain in which T-Pain dispenses his questionable technical advice while flailing a sub sandwich around.
It's all about the mega-gigabytes, SON!!!
Mega-Gigabytes by ninjaweasel December 24, 2010

chuggin gigabytes 

The act of mastering everything in the Internet. People who have chugged enough gigabytes tend to get flirted with by smokin' hot womanfolk.
Everyone that has chugged gigabytes successfully are either champin', hunkin', but usually both simultaneously.
"When you're the guy who's the kind of guy that loves to be inside the Web, and doesn't take crap from anything unless it's the splash of a cyberwave, then you're chuggin gigabytes."

"Too much chuggin' for one champin' player! Require more giga RAM!"
chuggin gigabytes by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013

Nigabytes 

The amount of information that a bootleg DVD can hold.
"Hey man nigabytes does this DVD hold?"
Nigabytes by Kmoneymoney September 22, 2006

gigabyte 

A unit of measuring data size. It is either 1,000,000,000 or 1024 megabytes, depending on how your computer reads it. A DVD can handle 4.7 gigabytes. A blu-ray disc can handle 25.
Basically, the more gigabytes your hard drive can take, the more porn you can shove on it.

Gigabyte 

(Comp Sci.)
A measure of computer memory or disk space consisting of about one thousand million bytes (a thousand megabytes). The actual value is 1,073,741,824 bytes (1,024 megabytes).
I downloaded at 1gBps.
Which is approximately 1,024 mBps.
Gigabyte by VoiDeD May 1, 2005

Gigabyte whore 

A person who downloads excessively. A GB whore most likely has never viwed or experience the content they already have downloaded but will whore themselves out to more content.
guy 1: " I just downloaded 20 gigs of music today so i think i need a new hard drive"

guy 2: " Dude you're such a gigabyte whore"
Gigabyte whore by Mr. Mong August 19, 2010