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A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.
Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!
GEICO by Mario Skink July 13, 2006
A sexy northern italian man who the ladies love. known for his good looks and fantastic sense of humor. loves to be sarcastic, and is always charming. an overall great fellow.
friend 1: I just met a Giacomo yesterday.
friend 2: Let me guess he made you laugh.
friend 1: YES!
Giacomo by luckyduck1234567 July 7, 2011

Nick Giacolone 

A strange little boy that pushes really hot girls into stickerbushes and then doesn't help them out.
Wow you're attractive, are you stuck in the stickerbushes !?
Yeahh, someone pushed me
What a Nick Giacolone !

geico hoe 

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it
im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it
geico hoe by Lawtown October 23, 2008

Roman Greco'ed

Verb - When someone is stabbed in the back by a friend. Comes from Julius Caesar, whom was famously stabbed by Brutus in 44 BC
Hey I heard that Alex got that promotion that you were supposed to get for the work you've done.
Ya he totally Roman Greco'ed me. He's only been here for 6 years and I've been here 12.
Roman Greco'ed by eclemente April 19, 2011

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.
That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.
Lady Geico by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010