Ghoti 

A fish

gh in enough = f
o in women = i
ti in nation = sh

Person 1: I just got a ghoti
Person 2: A what?
Person 3: He means he got a fish.
Person 2: oh

Ghoti by Maxgamer345 August 5, 2023

ghoti 

ghoti is what you write down to confuse someone. Pronounced 'fish', it utilises the 'gh' from 'cough', the 'o' from 'women' and the 'ti' from 'action' to become a confusing little bugger. If you are writing to a posh person, be sure to start a conversation about fish, and say 'ghoti' several times. It means fish, too.

Dear Fishmongers,
The ghoti you sell is weird and unhygenic! That ghoti made me sick twice. I hate your ghoti!

ghoti by Gravitron March 12, 2005

ghoti 

This word is pronounced 'fish' through manipulation of atypical linguistic rules.
It uses the gh from laugh, the o from women and the ti from nation.

Ghoti is a bastard word that only has application in written context, and is primarily used by people trying to be smartasses.

ghoti by Marasmus November 11, 2003

ghoti 

The correct spelling of the word 'fish'

You take the 'gh' in trough

the 'o' in women

and the 'ti' in action

ghoti=fish

You can give a man ghoti and feed him for the day, or teach a man to ghoti and he will eat for the rest of his life.

ghoti by RyDawgHowe May 13, 2009

ghoti 

a word used to make fun of english spelling.

"gh" sometimes makes a /f/ sound as in tough
"o" sometimes makes a /ɪ/ sound as in women
"ti" sometimes make a /ʃ/ sound as in nation

put it all together and ghoti is pronounced /fɪʃ/.

what people don't realize is that this doesn't even make sense with english's normal phonotactic rules. "gh" is never /f/ word-initially and "ti" is never /ʃ/ without a vowel after it. so this doesn't work.

person 1: ghoti is pronounced fish english spelling bad hurhur
person 2: that's not how english spelling works.

ghoti by Crihn Bowonib May 10, 2021

ghoti 

fish

I'm gonna go chomp on my ghoti....mmm tasty

ghoti by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Gmotional 

Gemotional (n) The emotional state reached after ingesting one of three party drugs, GHB, BDO or GBL resulting in the deconstruction of personal boundaries and Social Norms. When sober these two act as checks and balances to speaking what is really on your mind. It is quite common to profess love, engage in risky behavior before during and after sex.

Gmotionality is especially common among homosexual men. Collectively these three recreational drugs are called G or Water because of the clear appearance and only slightly higher viscosity than water often stored in water bottles

Hey, I'm sorry about what I said last night,

Relax, no one is going to hold you accountable. You were definitely Gmotional. I thought you were going to start crying when I refused to marry you.

Gmotional by TSpotSF August 9, 2021