Ghost wipes 

The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.

"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."

Ghost wipes by Soul Rebel January 21, 2009

ghostwipe 

after dropping a duce, a wipe that turns out to by unecessary; nothing is present on the tp

I just dropped a mad dook, and to my suprise i followed it up with a ghostwipe

ghostwipe by poop stain December 14, 2004

ghosties

Inactive followers on a social network. The term "ghosties" is mostly used on Instagram or Twitter.

"I have so many ghosties on Instagram!"

ghosties by paradisedallas June 22, 2014

GeoStripes 

Refers to the arm and/or leg scratches received while geocaching.

I went geocaching and got attacked by a blackberry bush, now I have GeoStripes.

GeoStripes by Spadgelica August 17, 2009

Ghosties

Ghosties are the dead souls of Toast soldiers that failed to reach level nine rank in Call Of Duty Ghosts, they often try 360 no scoping to hunt their prey, but they fail miserable since they're toast and have no fingers, toes, eyes, noses, ears, hands, legs, or any other body parts.

Oh shit the ghosties are back and they are no scoping even faster.

Ghosties by NinjaTodd January 17, 2015

ghostieslover

Literally the coolest person and married to @nyan_bajifuyu

“I love ghostieslover sm”

ghostieslover by Elizah :) December 29, 2021

post ghosties 

cereal that Casper the Friendly ghost has each morning

Casper smiled as he ate his post ghosties

post ghosties by LokiDoe 214 February 7, 2010