by Stephen Hawkins War Cry October 1, 2021
When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
by Tasty Steve January 28, 2019
by SoLonig September 7, 2017
by Mansnothot7 November 5, 2019
like the phantom poo, a ghostly poo is a turd that is not visible in the toilet or the toilet paper....
so heres the question
Q: how do you know if you have had a ghostly poo?
so heres the question
Q: how do you know if you have had a ghostly poo?
OMG there is a ghostly poo in the bathroom....
by sweet lil lies September 11, 2006
A ghost that is blaq in color and deadly in the brain! To this day, few live, but they will breed and kill to live! but few do...
by eefpod September 6, 2003
A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.
Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
by ghostrape November 3, 2009