Ghost Penis

A ghost penis is an invisble penis you can't feel. Every female has one, you just can't see it. You can look behind it though.

Can I see your ghost penis?
Why its invisble.
But i can see whats behind it. (pick up)

Ross has a ghost penis and i saw it today!(insult)

i have a ghost penis and a vagina!

Ghost Penis by louiseandberyl February 11, 2009

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Ghost Penis

ghosts of the past penises that you have been penetrated with

I tried to forget them but the ghost penises kept cumming back

Ghost Penis by matemoscas May 27, 2016

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Ghost Penis

A clumpy fold in your pants that looks like an erected penis.

Origin:
Anthony Padilla from Smosh mentioned having a ghost penis in his video "the gym hates me".

"I hate when I have a ghost penis lump and it gets more awkward when a hot girl notices it and starts chuckling..."

Ghost Penis by phantomimposter March 7, 2013

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ghost penis

When one becomes very high they may suddenly feel the urge to put two random words together and act as if they make a thought.

Person 1: Dude I am so high!
Person 2: Oh really, good for you
Person 1: I know I love it...oh hey did you do that homework?
Person 2: Yeah, what homework do you need?
Person 1: GHOST PENIS!

ghost penis by El Senor Cheeto October 25, 2004

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Penis Ghost

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men

"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."

Penis Ghost by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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