Ghettocure 

When your pedicure is chipped but you have no time or money to get it redone so you paint over it to get by

The act of fixing things in a cheap and aesthetically not pleasing way

Damn I have a date in half an hour and my toenail chipped. I'm just gonna ghettocure that sh$@)

My dresser drawer broke so I just ghettocured it with some duct tape.

My car window won't roll up, so I ghetto cured it with a garbage bag and tape

My fence broke and I can't afford a new one so I ghettocured it with rope.

Ghettocure by LL Housewife March 11, 2013

ghettobird 

a police helicopter

"motherfuck you and your punkass ghettobird"

ghettobird by J January 9, 2004

ghettoberry 

A older model blackberry cell phone; or one that is greatly damaged and appears "ghetto".

I need a new phone. I'm tired of this ghettoberry

ghettoberry by CRMartin11 September 2, 2009

Ghettosburg 

A small town in Pennsylvania known for its historical events and mind-boggling amounts of ghettoness.

Friend: "I'm goin' to Ghettosburg for a little vay-cay, 'll try not to get shot up!"

Me: "Ghettosburg?"

Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."

Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"

Friend: "Nahh man, I gots family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."

Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"

Ghettosburg by Tinted Windows August 10, 2012

Ghettourmet 

A combination of low-value or 'ghetto' foods combined to make a decent meal.

This ramen with cheese and hot sauce is pretty damn good, ghettourmet at its finest!

Ghettourmet by The Starving LARPist July 29, 2011

Ghettobulary 

The Vocabulary of people who speak or say Ebonics (which in most cases is considered "Ghetto")/slangs.

Shaniqua is difficult to understand at times because of her Ghettobulary.

Ghettobulary by UnicRodie July 12, 2010

ghettobago

A raggedy motor home usually built in the 70's that someone puts on blocks in a neighborhood where it obviously doesn't belong and starts residing in it, along with a pit bull tied to the fold out steps by a chain, about the size chain that battleship anchors were made from.

Chavez bought a ghettobago from the salvage yard, now he says he's going to park it beside his mom's house, AND LIVE IN IT!

ghettobago by [e-mail] December 4, 2016