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Ghetto Bedai 

The act of washing your ass in the sink because of lack of toiletpaper or Knowing it was a messy shit that no paper could handle Ghetto Bedai
I was at a party and took a shit and when i went to wipe i realized there was no tp so i did a ghetto Bedai i know i wont get no shit stains on my undies now
Ghetto Bedai by DaQid September 8, 2011

ghettoberry 

A older model blackberry cell phone; or one that is greatly damaged and appears "ghetto".
I need a new phone. I'm tired of this ghettoberry
ghettoberry by CRMartin11 September 2, 2009

ghettopediment

A speech impediment that causes someone that is so obviously not from the ghetto to talk like they were born and raised there.

Some people do it one purpose, but for some people it comes naturally. If this applies to you, prepare to be told you have a ghettopediment. A lot.
Fake ghettopediment: yo dawg whats crackin?

Natural ghettopediment: I aint care what ya'll say, I aint do nothin.
ghettopediment by WOWmuch? November 11, 2009

ghettoed up 

adjective: 1) madeover to fit "ghetto" culture/lifestyle, 2) trashed, vandalized, or cheapened (derogatory)
1)My brother had the worst CD collection until I ghettoed it up.

2)While I was on vacation, my roommate ghettoed up our apartment with a purple leopard print couch and a poster of "50 Cent".
ghettoed up by iyaorisha June 27, 2005

Ghettobet 

(n) The alternative version of the English language utilized by most American urban subcultures (Includes such words as: dawg, Keh$a, Yo', Waz (as in Waz up dawg) and many other grievous mutilations of classical english. (includes both written and spoken varieties)

(n)The letters and symbols used to construct such slang words and names. (classic examples are the backwards z and $)
While driving through Downtown I saw a great variety of Ghettobet advertising and graffiti.

Person 1: Yo, Im chillin in the hood
Person 2: The What..?
Person 1: Man, aint you know your Ghettobet?
Ghettobet by DarkElarkE September 6, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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