Proven in 17890 different studies to be the most kickass way of
spelling "George"
Anyone with this spelling is immediately granted
13.5 extra inches of masculine equipment, along with royalties of intense
female irresistability
"Woah! With that bannister, your name has got to be Gheorghe!"
"I hear a
Mr. Gheorghe Valentine is coming to settle some 'business'." "Oh, he's
gonna settle some business alright!
Scram!"
Gheorghe>george