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Office Ghetto Neck

The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.
Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”

Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"
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ghetto neck 

Noun. (1) Characterized by the type of gestures typified by inhabitants of the ghetto; (2) One who uses the neck and head in a ghetto-esque way to exaggerate or otherwise accompany their speech; (3) A neck that is not good see "ghetto" as a general slang term for "of poor quality"; (4) A disease that causes indignant [head gestures in those afflicted also known as tensor fascia necka which can be alleviated, though not cured, with topical ointments such as "neck on," which is applied directly to the neck ("neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck").
Even though she was not speaking aloud, Amanda had ghetto neck when she wrote that email.
ghetto neck by johninpgh September 4, 2006

ghetto-neck 

A person who tries to embody both the ghetto and the redneck lifestyle. Usually a poser who tries to like anything cool, or a white trash country boy who is racist but listens to a lot rap.
Ghetto-neck Guy 1(in southern accent): Yo yo yo! Wassup my hommie! We gonna go cruisin fer chicks on my sexy tractor or we gonna watch some Nascar today?

Ghetto-neck Guy 2 (in southern/ebonics accent): I tell you what, I got ta fix the wheel on my house today. Y'all don't know how we be rollin in the traila park playa!
ghetto-neck by speaking the truth November 20, 2015

Ghettonecky 

Desciptive term used to identify a situation where rednecks are trying very hard to fit into an urban (or Ghetto) scene.

Most often seen in "clubs" in rural areas of the Northern US States.
We went to the Pines last night. It was so damn Ghettonecky!
Ghettonecky by BallsOnChin4U March 7, 2010

ghettoneck 

A redneck who has an extreme desire to identify with the hip-hop/gangsta culture. Their desire is found in how they dress and the music they listen too but they are still from the farm.
You might be ghettoneck if you find yourself wearing a ball cap, cut off dress shirt and pumping up the bass in your Ford f-150. Example: Larry the Cable Guy meets Snoop Dog.
You might be ghettoneck if you have a rebel flag doo-rag and have spinners on your 1985 Chevette. Example: Jeff Foxworthy meets 50 Cent.
You might be ghettoneck if you wardrobe consists of a bright orange hunting jacket and pair of Sean John sweats. Example: Bill Engvall meets Lil John.
ghettoneck by C.M.R April 1, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026