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How To: Get Pussy 

This is your very own guide on getting pussy just follow these simple steps:
1st. Ask your mom for like $20 or more
2nd. get off urban dictionary, and log off
3rd. find your local hooker and say the words "hey hoe how much can i get for a twenty"
4th. enjoy. :)
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IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKA, IT'S FILTHY FRANK, BITCH! Let's get some pussy tonight 

End of a filthy frank nostalgia trip: IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKA, IT'S FILTHY FRANK, BITCH! Let's get some pussy tonight *sigh*

get some pussy 

-Do you know a place where i can to get some pussy ...??

= you to find a sex partner yeah .... wait what ..???
get some pussy by hell yeah123 November 4, 2017

Get some pussy day

June 6th is a day, when you can get some pussy, pics of it, feel of it, just say it to your girl and you can do whatever you want with her pussy
Josh:Hey, Emma!
Emma: Hi, what’s up?
Josh:You know what day it is? It’s june 6th, get some pussy day!

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel 

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill
Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

get no pussy 

get no wamen, get no sex
John has not been on a date with a woman for years, not to even mention having sex with one. I'm telling you, he can't get no pussy.
get no pussy by garfunkleee June 16, 2022

The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.
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