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This is your very own guide on getting pussy just follow these simple steps:
1st. Ask your mom for like $20 or more
2nd. get off urban dictionary, and log off
3rd. find your local hooker and say the words "hey hoe how much can i get for a twenty"
4th. enjoy. :)
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Sad teenager: - "Man I can't get any I tried everything, even yahoo answers"
Me: - "Hmmm.....you sound desperate, how about my new guide How To: Get Pussy
by kevinonurban July 08, 2011

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