Gabriel Gervais 

Whipped and listens to CAKE

Nathan- " Hey Gabriel Gervais"
Gabe- " Stfu!, I'm trying to listen to cake and get whipped"
Nathan-" Booty Shorts"

Gabriel Gervais by Coolyoh July 7, 2009

Gervaisism 

Collective term for the spiritual following, including idolization and worship of, the person Ricky Gervais and or the genius of Ricky Gervais such as comedy writing, comedy directing, comedy performance, acting, directing etc

The individual refers to oneself as a Gervaisist.

A belief that the comedy and work of Ricky Gervais is the most purest and exalted on the planet.

What is your religion?

Oh, I'm Gervaisism.

or

I'm a Gervaisist.

Gervaisism by Roy Andrew Short April 22, 2008

Gervais Dubois 

A self proclaimed Gentleman of Leisure who arranges tragedy to befall those who cross him. He is sexually obsessed with the corruption of young women

I wanted to sexually ruin her in a Gervais Dubois sort of way

Gervais Dubois by Jojo Sedero January 23, 2006

gervais 

One who inflicts suffering on others for personal gain through willful ignorance or deliberate bullying. After Ricky Gervais, a comedian who sought to bring back the abusive disablist term "mong" in order to boost his career.

He just walked up and kicked a homeless guy. What a total gervais.

gervais by Rubberbottom October 18, 2011

Kate Gervais 

Kate Gervais is an iconic queen. One of those rare people that's both beautiful and insanely smart. She loves dogs and can rock a messy bun with no makeup like no one's business. She spends her free time skiing like a maniac and boating. Did I mention she's funny af too? A solid 11/10. You'll be lucky if you ever get the chance to talk to her.

Kate Gervais is going to cure cancer one day. Maybe with her smile, maybe with medicine. Who knows?

Kate Gervais by Notclairestatz January 4, 2022

Ricky Gervais

THEN: A briliant British comedian who helped create and starred in The Office and Extras.

NOW: An annoying little atheist who has completely sold out, starring in vanity projects such as Ghost Town and The Invention of Lying. Can't go thirty seconds without mentioning he is an atheist.

I loved Ricky Gervais in The Office and Extras, but he totally sold out to smug American liberal Audiences by making The Invention of Lying. In addition, he has lost weight and is getting a tan to be some kind of sexier fat guy in order to get more 'romantic comedy' roles.

In ten years from now, people will be saying "man Ricky Gervais was hillarious, until he moved to America and started playing the same character over and over again (fat, depressed single guy) in every movie he made."

Ricky Gervais by Peter_File6969 December 1, 2010

Gervais 

An excellent code word for a female who loves herself too much or more commenly known as a "tart".

The name originates from the writer and actor of UK sitcom The Office, Ricky Gervais. In the Christmas special he ammusingly argues with a girl and passionatly calls her a "tart".

Look at that girl over there. What a Gervais!

Gervais by NeilH April 25, 2006